wanita & shopping

Wanita & Shopping? mereka saling memerlukan..

Wanita tanpa Shopping umpama rumah tanpa pintu..cmne nk masuk umah ek?

Wanita tanpa Shopping umpama Kereta tanpa Tayar..uishh

Wanita tanpa Shopping seperti malam tanpa bulan atau bintang..gelap gulita..

Persoalannye kenapa kaum Hawa ini suka bershopping?

aku penah tanya soalan ni kepada kaum Wanita..hasil jawapannya

"sama la jawapan dengan kenapa Lelaki suka Bolasepak"

erkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk...same ke? i dun think so =)

Sudut Renungan - 2

Why do we readQuran, even if we can't understand a single Arabic word????

This is a beautiful story.

An old American Muslim lived on a farm in the mountains of eastern Kentuckywith his young grandson. Each morning Grandpa was up early sitting at thekitchen table reading his Quran. His grandson wanted to be just likehim and tried to imitate him in every way he could.
One day the grandson asked, 'Grandpa! I try to read the Quran just likeyou but I don't understand it, and what I do understand I forget as soonas I close the book. What good does reading the Qur'an do?'

The Grandfather quietly turned from putting coal in the stove and replied,'Take this coal basket down to the river and bring me back a basket ofwater.'

The boy did as he was told, but all the water leaked out before he gotback to the house. The grandfather laughed and said, 'You'll have to movea little faster next time,' and sent him back to the river with the basketto try again. This time the boy ran faster, but again the basket was emptybefore he returned home. Out of breath, he told his grandfather that itwas impossible to carry water in a basket, and he went to get a bucketinstead.

The old man said, 'I don't want a bucket of water; I want a basket of water.You're just not trying hard enough,' and he went out the door to watchthe boy try again.

At this point, the boy knew it was impossible, but he wanted to show hisgrandfather that even if he ran as fast as he could, the water would leakout before he got back to the house. The boy again dipped the basket intoriver and ran hard, but when he reached his grandfather the basketwas again empty. Out of breath, he said, 'See Grandpa, it's useless!'

'So you think it is useless?' The old man said, 'Look at the basket.'

The boy looked at the basket and for the first time realized that the basket was different. It had been transformed from a dirty old coal basket and was now clean, inside and out.
'Son, that's what happens when you read the Qur'an. You might not understand or remember everything, but when you read it, you will be changed, inside and out.

That is the work of Allah in our lives.'

bayam

2nd story. 28 Mac - kami sekeluarga menyertai Treasure Hunt anjuran syarikat abah. perjalanan bermula dari Port Dickson sampai la ke Pulai Spring Hill, Skudai Johor.

Soklan yang disediakan memang tahap gaban susahnya.naik jammed pale hotak gua. ade kisah yang aku tak kan lupa, one of the task adalah untuk mencarik barang treasure. hint yang diberikan lebih kurang mcm ni

"you can only find it here,
this treasure is popeye's favourite meal,
if you give me half of 320gram, you will be champions"

tanpa ragu-ragu, aku pon pegi la pasar & beli bayam 160 gram. memule mak cik kt pasar tue tercengang, maklum la mane penah org beli bayam 160 gram kn? (aku rase mak cik tue nk gelak, tapi die tahan je)

aku tak dapat pastikan knape aku gile-gile yakin dengan jawapan bayam sampai berjaya mempengaruhi orang lain supaya turut membeli bayam. mengikut sumber yang aku dengar, semua bayam dipasar tempat checkpoint kami iaitu Masjid Tanah telah habis dijual pada pkol 11pg dek akibat dibeli oleh semue Treasure Hunters. rezki makcik pasar kot..

sekarang tiba la time paling best, 'Reveal the Answer". Rupe-rupenye jawapan Bayam memang jauh meleset sekali. (kurang asam btol). the real answer ; Megi yg berjenama 'Spinach' & hanya dijual di Tanah Merah sahaja. Berat megi tue adalah 160 gram.

Bila MC menyebut jawapan sebenar, all Treasure Hunters ketawa berdekah-dekah. maklum la, 90% of the hunters beli bayam di pasar. haha..paling kelakar there's somebody yang beli cencaluk sebagai barang treasure.

at least better Bayam dari cencaluk kn? =) hihi

uncle & auntie

Salam. ade 3 kisah menarik yg berlaku pada minggu terakhir bulan Mac.

Kisah Pertama - 26 Mac, Kami rakan-rakan trainee anjurkan sebuah program bersama pelajar sekolah rendah. majlis berjalan selancar air sungai yg mengalir tanpa sebarang flaws. wahhh Congrate2 kt semue!!

student sek rendah yg dtg seramai 87 org sgt aktif!! naik pancit gak melayan kerenah mereka semue nih. so terpaksa la mengorbankan imej yg konon-konon matang (kenyataan ini agak penipu!! sila jangan percaye), jadi la budak-budak kejap. hehe

ade satu kejadian yg menggemparkan telah berlaku!!

2 org budak dtg kt aku nk mintak izin pergi tandas.

diorg ckp "Uncle, kami nk pergi toilet boleh??"

diorg panggil aku 'Uncle' ????????????????????????????? terkejut beb!! pelbagai persoalan berenang-renang di kepala hotak ku.

muka aku nampak tua ke? adakah aku telah menunjukkan gaya matang seperti seorang Uncle? sejak bila aku ada anak saudara? apperance aku same mcm gaya org tua ke?

serious aku tak boleh terima orang panggil aku 'Uncle'!!!!! aku muda lagi..isk3

tp semuanya terubat bila lepas abes event , sorang trainee pompuan komplen ade antara bebudak tue panggil die 'Auntie'!!! hahaha..yes I'm not alone =) papepon, bebudak tue mmg ROCKS!!

April Bodoh

Salam. syukur alhamdulillah keje utk arini dh selesai. maka tiba la masa yg plg lagha - surfing! haha

sedang ligat jari kelingking mengelick mouse, tetibe ter'usha' artikel

"Fabio Capello Resigns as Kevin Keegan Is Appointed England Coach"

terkezut beruks gua beb! apehal tetibe mamat tue resign padahal England bru je menang 4-0 wiken aritue. isk2 Berita Tergempar beb!!! Suspen siot. ape lagi gua pon menelaah la. baca punya baca sampai ayat last

"And lastly, I'd like to wish all of Goal.com's readers a happy April Fool's Day"

Demn Wakenabeb!!!!!!!!! lupe plak arini April Fool..aaaarghhhhhh...

nk bace klik kt sini..ehh kt sini la..